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Do I Really Have to Cut My Hair to Get a Job?

In Advocate by El Maestro26 Comments

Must I cut my hair to get a job? It can be a realistic question for guys with long hair. In the worst cases men may be forced to choose dough over flow. Longhaired university professor El Maestro shares his experiences with long hair and employment, plus his top four tips for getting the job AND keeping your locks.

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How to Avoid a Serious Bangover

In Celebrate by Lane Pittman7 Comments

Lane Pittman, the longhair who shredded the nation anthem so hard, cops were forced to arrest him, has been sober for 25 years. That didn’t stop him from suffering the worst bangover of his life. Learn more about this silent killer, and precautions you can take to avoid the consequences of a serious bangover.