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Do I Really Have to Cut My Hair to Get a Job?

In Advocate by El Maestro24 Comments

Must I cut my hair to get a job? It can be a realistic question for guys with long hair. In the worst cases men may be forced to choose dough over flow. Longhaired university professor El Maestro shares his experiences with long hair and employment, plus his top four tips for getting the job AND keeping your locks.

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How to Avoid a Serious Bangover

In Celebrate by Lane Pittman7 Comments

Lane Pittman, the longhair who shredded the nation anthem so hard, cops were forced to arrest him, has been sober for 25 years. That didn’t stop him from suffering the worst bangover of his life. Learn more about this silent killer, and precautions you can take to avoid the consequences of a serious bangover.

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Six Quick Tricks

In Educate by El Barbudo36 Comments

You’ve waited and made it through the grueling awkward stage. Now what the hell do you do with it? How do you deal with it? Get some insight with El Barbudo’s six quick tricks for guys with flow.

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Men, Women and the Respect Hair Can Teach Us

In Advocate by El Levanta Pesas5 Comments

Respect isn’t something we’re born with, it’s something we learn. The journey from being a short haired man to a longhair can teach men respect and understanding for women’s hair routines.

Here’s how one of us discovered what goes into their daily routine and what he ultimately walked away with.

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What You Can Say to Buzz Cut Joe

In Advocate by El Leñador37 Comments

El Leñador of Mt. Gilead, NC, is 20 years old and been letting it ride since June, 2016.

As a guy with long hair in the logging industry, he gets a lot of naysayers about his locks. Having heard it all, he shares his experience and some of his best tips for dealing with negative comments about your hair.