The Universe is Expanding Faster Than the Speed of Hair Growth
My name is El Chuckarino, and through years of diligent study and decades of life experience, I am the world’s leading authority on long hair in Marvel cinema and film.
This is Part II in Longhairs of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Part I details with immaculate precision each of the Marvel movie characters with long hair in Phases 1-3 of the MCU, starting with Iron Man (2008) and ending with Spiderman Far From Home (2019). If you’re a chronological type like me and you haven’t seen that post, you might prefer to start there.
In addition to authoring the comprehensive and definitive collection of long hair in Marvel films Phases 1-3, I have a very particular set of skills that uniquely qualify me in the realms of both long hair and the MCU.
Why I’m An Expert of Long Hair in Marvel
Starting with hair, I have been The Longhairs’ Social Media Manager since September, 2015. With this comes a wealth of experience in identifying bros with longer-than-average hair. Approaching them, telling them what’s up, handing them referral cards, forcing them to follow us on Instagram. I can spot a menstail from eight klicks. I have been training for this expertly-played game of longhaired Where’s Waldo for six years.
As for the supes.
I have been a superhero fan since my early youth. Batman and cartoon Justice League were my all-time favorite shows. When I saw Iron Man at the mature age of 15 years in May, 2008 my head figuratively exploded. Since then I have seen every single Marvel motion picture in theatres, in many cases three or more times.
If you’re thinking right now, “Wow, you like Marvel and DC?”
Yes, yes I do. I also like to ski and snowboard and use a Mac and a PC. Not a big deal guys, just soak it all in.
People always ask me: “Chuck, what’s your favorite Marvel movie?”
I have the same school of thought as Tom Brady with Super Bowls when it comes to my favorite Marvel film.
My favorite Marvel motion picture is always the next one.
Which brings us here, to Phase 4. All Disney+ shows are official MCU canon and will be included alongside the upcoming movies. Hopefully you are reading this just after watching the season finale to The Falcon and The Winter Soldier
Legendary Long Hair in Marvel Continues
70s Vision - WandaVision
70s Herb - WandaVision
Tommy Maximoff - WandaVision
Extras from The Final ‘Flow’ Down - WandaVision
Flag Smashing Flag Smashers - The Falcon and the Winter Soldier
The Kid - The Falcon and the Winter Soldier
GRC Ad Guy - The Falcon and The Winter Soldier
Long-Haired Prisoners - The Falcon and the Winter Soldier
The Many Manes of Madripoor - The Falcon and the Winter Soldier
Dovich - The Falcon and the Winter Soldier
YOU THINK THIS IS OVER??
Long Hair in Marvel is Only Just Beginning
With recent reports of Kevin Feigie having the next 20 movies of Marvel cinema planned out, it’s safe to forecast innumerate amendments to our definitive catalog of long hair in Marvel. I intend to update this post assiduously as each new motion picture is released, so bookmark this blog and revisit after Loki, Black Widow, and Shang-Chi drop later in 2021.
Rest assured, no long hair in Marvel will go unidentified in my lifetime. Thanks for reading, and happy screenings. C’YA!