Mullet Over: Party, Business…or Both?
Business In The Front, Party In The Back
It’s undeniable that style, confidence, and freedom of expression are embodied by The Mullet hairstyle. It’s the hairstyle that defies convention and radiates autonomy. According to our Aussie bros at The Mullet Fest, an annual gathering of die-hard mullet lovers and advocates, it’s not just a hairstyle…it’s a lifestyle.
The historical origin of the mullet hairstyle spans warrior tribes from Mongolia and Africa to Scandinavia and South America. In modern times The Mullet’s popularity has been driven by musicians, actors, athletes and legends around the world. While it still catches flack at times, we’ll let you decide if it’s a legitimate hairstyle.
What Is A Mullet Hairstyle?
Also known as The Kentucky Waterfall, The Tennessee Top Hat, The Shag Neck Warrior, The Bridge & Tunnel, The Colorado Avalanche, The Camaro Cut, The Mississippi Mud Flap, The Dixie Dust Mop, The Ape Drape and The Missouri Compromise, the classic definition of a mullet haircut is “business in the front, party in the back.”
Whether you’re a superstar athlete or an average Joe Dirt, the hair strikes a balance between style and practicality. It’s aerodynamic in the front and backed with full lion’s mane to scare off any potential predators.
In proto-Greece, warriors of the Abantes tribe wore it to prevent enemies from grabbing onto the front of their hair in battle. Their hair was described in The Illiad as “their forelocks cropped, hair grown long at the backs.” Simply put, it boasts the best of long hair without the drawbacks.
Mullet Hairstyles & Variations
If you ask us, The Mullet hairstyle never went away after the 1980s—but maybe it went undercover with these various names and renditions over time. Here’s a wide range of the most rebellious and ostentatious mullet hairstyles.
The Classic Mullet Hairstyle
A juxtaposition of a clean front and fierce back of hair, this classic remains a steadfast embodiment of business with a wild spirit. Get a good pair of shades to go with it.
The Combover Mullet
When someone sees this they immediately think it’s hideous and clean as f***.
A slick combover up top and long hair in the back does the talking. This classy cut demands a whiskey on the rocks to go with it.
The Curly Mullet
This hairstyle takes your curly locks to party in the front AND the back. It features curly volume and texture all over.
This is a perfect choice for those who want to embrace their natural curls while sporting the “ready for anything” look.
The Shag Mullet
If you’re looking for rugged, low-maintenance hair, look no further than the shag. Part fringe and all texture, this style shows off your personality without being dramatic.
The 80s Mullet Hairstyle
This is usually the one you think of when you hear the “M-word.” It’s usually the roughest and longest, making it the preferred hairstyle for maximum stoke. Joe Dirt rocked it best, but you could be a shockingly close second.
The Mohawk Mullet
The Baseball Mullet or The Skullet
Characterized by its voluminous and drizzling appearance, this sporty mullet hairstyle is designed for one thing: aerodynamic efficiency. Commonly paired with a set or two of racing stripes, this cut can be found in just about every sport, though it’s reserved for the baddest of honchos.
The Mullet-and-Mustache Combo
This combo is more than a style statement, it’s a symbol of strength, power, and masculinity. It is a look that says, "I’m not to be trifled with."
Should You Grow A Mullet?
You shouldn’t have to mullet over. If your mane is in need of a new direction or you want to spruce up your awkward stage hair, then it may be for you.
Nothing says confidence, authenticity, and “I got the most radical hair on my head” than The Mullet hairstyle.
How To Grow A Mullet
It's a high-risk, high-reward haircut. If you're not sure what you're doing, you should leave your flow to the pros.
It’s only proper that we have our own Flowfillment Specialist El Travieso “mulletify” his mane with the one and only Shelbee Shearz of The Lion’s Mane Grooming Co. barbershop.
If you’re considering a mullet hairstyle or want to “mane-tain” that Kentucky Waterfall, you won’t want to miss this video.