Mullet Over: Party, Business…or Both?

In Advocate, Celebrate, Educate by El Garvinski11 Comments

Business In The Front, Party In The Back

It’s undeniable that style, confidence, and freedom of expression are embodied by The Mullet hairstyle. It’s the hairstyle that defies convention and radiates autonomy. According to our Aussie bros at The Mullet Fest, an annual gathering of die-hard mullet lovers and advocates, it’s not just a hairstyle…it’s a lifestyle.

The historical origin of the mullet hairstyle spans warrior tribes from Mongolia and Africa to Scandinavia and South America. In modern times The Mullet’s popularity has been driven by musicians, actors, athletes and legends around the world. While it still catches flack at times, we’ll let you decide if it’s a legitimate hairstyle.

Theo Von jump kickin in office
Man with retro mullet hairstyle

What Is A Mullet Hairstyle?

Also known as The Kentucky Waterfall, The Tennessee Top Hat, The Shag Neck Warrior, The Bridge & Tunnel, The Colorado Avalanche, The Camaro Cut, The Mississippi Mud Flap, The Dixie Dust Mop, The Ape Drape and The Missouri Compromise, the classic definition of a mullet haircut is “business in the front, party in the back.”

Whether you’re a superstar athlete or an average Joe Dirt, the hair strikes a balance between style and practicality. It’s aerodynamic in the front and backed with full lion’s mane to scare off any potential predators.

In proto-Greece, warriors of the Abantes tribe wore it to prevent enemies from grabbing onto the front of their hair in battle. Their hair was described in The Illiad as “their forelocks cropped, hair grown long at the backs.” Simply put, it boasts the best of long hair without the drawbacks.

Mullet Hairstyles & Variations

K Powers with curly mullet

If you ask us, The Mullet hairstyle never went away after the 1980s—but maybe it went undercover with these various names and renditions over time. Here’s a wide range of the most rebellious and ostentatious mullet hairstyles.

Retro Mullet Ratio Business in the front party in the back
Older man with long curly mullet hairstyle

The Classic Mullet Hairstyle

A juxtaposition of a clean front and fierce back of hair, this classic remains a steadfast embodiment of business with a wild spirit. Get a good pair of shades to go with it.

Man with the combover mullet and leather jacket

The Combover Mullet

When someone sees this they immediately think it’s hideous and clean as f***.

A slick combover up top and long hair in the back does the talking. This classy cut demands a whiskey on the rocks to go with it.

AC Slater rocking the curly mullet hairstyle next to Jesse and Kelly

The Curly Mullet

This hairstyle takes your curly locks to party in the front AND the back. It features curly volume and texture all over.

This is a perfect choice for those who want to embrace their natural curls while sporting the “ready for anything” look.

Young man with a shaggy mullet hairstyle

The Shag Mullet

If you’re looking for rugged, low-maintenance hair, look no further than the shag. Part fringe and all texture, this style shows off your personality without being dramatic.

Joe Dirt with a eighties mullet

The 80s Mullet Hairstyle

This is usually the one you think of when you hear the “M-word.” It’s usually the roughest and longest, making it the preferred hairstyle for maximum stoke. Joe Dirt rocked it best, but you could be a shockingly close second.

Man sporting a very nice mohawk mullet

The Mohawk Mullet

The Mohawk Mullet is a haircut that's worthy of a true rocker. It's got a mohawk up top, the sides down to the skin, and a long flowing mane in the back. Nothing else screams “fight…for your right…to partaaayyyy” than the mohawk mullet.

The Baseball Mullet or The Skullet

Characterized by its voluminous and drizzling appearance, this sporty mullet hairstyle is designed for one thing: aerodynamic efficiency. Commonly paired with a set or two of racing stripes, this cut can be found in just about every sport, though it’s reserved for the baddest of honchos.

baseball player
baseball player with a skullet
Hockey player

The Mullet-and-Mustache Combo

This combo is more than a style statement, it’s a symbol of strength, power, and masculinity. It is a look that says, "I’m not to be trifled with."

Should You Grow A Mullet?

You shouldn’t have to mullet over. If your mane is in need of a new direction or you want to spruce up your awkward stage hair, then it may be for you.

Nothing says confidence, authenticity, and “I got the most radical hair on my head” than The Mullet hairstyle.

How To Grow A Mullet

It's a high-risk, high-reward haircut. If you're not sure what you're doing, you should leave your flow to the pros.

It’s only proper that we have our own Flowfillment Specialist El Travieso “mulletify” his mane with the one and only Shelbee Shearz of The Lion’s Mane Grooming Co. barbershop.

If you’re considering a mullet hairstyle or want to “mane-tain” that Kentucky Waterfall, you won’t want to miss this video.

Long hairstyles for men

All The Long Hairstyles

Tie-ups, braids, The High Ball, The Foldover and many more. Visit our complete library of long hairstyles for men, from the guys who actually wear them.
If your mullet had a name, what would it be?