Celebrate Your Long Hair With Hair Whip Wednesday
If you’re reading this, you already know: it’s Hair Whip Wednesday. Part of The Longhairs' core focus is to celebrate long hair on men, and what better way to celebrate than dedicating one day every week to a classic longhair signature move: the hair whip.
On the inaugural Hair Whip Wednesday in 2015, El Rubio and El Moreno hit the mean streets on a strategically-targeted recruitment strike operation in the longhair hotbed neighborhood of Ocean Beach.
Our mission: identify and approach as many longhairs as possible and convince them to perform, “4-6 consecutive aggressive hair whips,” for Hair Whip Wednesday.
The results…were startling.
Our mission: convince longhairs to perform “4-6 aggressive hair whips” for Hair Whip Wednesday.
Hitting the Streets for Hair Whip Wednesday
Initially our approach was identical to our method of distributing referral cards (the appropriate behavior when you see other longhairs): 1) hand him a referral card; 2) wait for his reaction; 3) tell him it’s a community for men with long hair; 4) high five.
But then we dug deeper, explaining that we were actively seeking hair whips for a Hair Whip Wednesday video compilation. Here are the vital mission statistics:
What did we learn from our experience?
We went out to meet longhairs, interact, hand out referral cards and have some fun with it. What we didn’t expect was such a resoundingly positive response.
It shouldn’t have been surprising—we’ve been handing out referral cards for months, always with a positive response—but it was nonetheless incredible how strongly the message resonated with a huge majority of longhairs.
What other physically identifiable group of men can be approached at random, asked to perform a conspicuous act in public by perfect strangers, with a majority happily complying?
Not sure, but here’s what we do know: we are longhairs, and we identify with our long hair. We are a community. And we’re down for the cause.
To Our Hair Whippers
We met some rad longhairs in Ocean Beach. We hope you’re reading this now, and you’re glad you threw down for Hair Whip Wednesday. Way to go, guys.
However, Chris from west Texas, we have to give it to you for being the most stoked up longhair of the night. This #HairWhipWednesday is for you buddy, and for all the longhairs out there, especially those who don’t know there’s a place just for them. Right here.
Enough talk, let’s get to the action. Here’s how it went down in Ocean Beach.
What we didn’t expect was such a resoundingly positive response.
Get involved. Celebrate your long hair, as only longhairs can.
Cover photo cred: Art Ranoa
Tag us with your hair whips! @thelonghairs
Whip it good!
COME ON EL DICKWEED GET WITH THE PROGRAM!!!!
In every comment board, there is always a troll.
El dickweed here again. Still really stupid.
Great to see you here.
YOOOOOO DICKWEED! Haven’t heard from you for a while.
Yo, El Rubio…..EXCELLENT! Welcome to the 21st Century Dudes…..the “High-Ball”….I’m Rock’in It!
Started zooming the “international high-sign” too! Looking forward to receiving my Referral Cards to help blow-up the Global Fraternity!
Short Question: When will your Corporate Guru’s start trimming a few 2XL and 3XL “Spy T-Shirts” and “M-4’s” for us with a BMI Index (Body Mass Index) over the “legal” limit!
Yo Novara! Thanks for writing in, and glad you’re rockin the high ball!
We’ll work on the larger sizes amigo, stay tuned!
Some metal would’ve obviously been better a better soundtrack. ??
Agreed man! We need to step up our metal game. We know it.
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