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Introducing The Center For Awkward Stage Hair
In Educate by El Moreno / August 17, 2023 / Comments 7Which best describes you?
ALREADY HAVE LONG HAIR
GROWING/AWKWARD STAGE
For Your Bros Who SHOULD Have Long Hair
Think of that guy. You know the one. Your buddy from high school, the colleague two desks down, your gym partner. Hell, it could even be your cousin, brother-in-law or nephew. The guy who every so often, shoots a slightly envious look or comment about your impressive flow.
There’s a glimmer of longing. A fleeting moment of “what if?” every time he sees your locks gracefully blowing in the wind. He may not admit it, he might not even know it yet, but deep down he’s got the heart of a longhair waiting to break free.
It would be a shame if his only barrier was awkward stage hair.
Don’t Let Him Get Stuck in the Awkward Stage!
Introducing The Center For Awkward Stage Hair
It’s THE definitive guide to navigating the awkward waters of growing long hair. It’s packed with growth insights, science facts, tips, and proven tactics. Never before in the history of long hair has there been a more comprehensive resource for conquering the dreaded awkward stage.
It’s what we wished we all had during our own awkward phase. While we trudged through the uncomfortable months without a map (and lived to tell the tale), the next men up don’t have to. Give your bro—and any guy who should have long hair—a massive leg up on his hair journey.
So You're Growing Your Hair Out Huh!?
It starts with inspiration, perhaps a hint of envy seeing one of your bros with flowing locks. Then determination sets in. Yet, as the hair begins to grow, so does the awkwardness.
Millions, nay billions of men have endured the tribulations, suffered the humiliation, and came out on the other side with a long, glorious mane. It was a pain in the ass for each of them, but it’s the age-old rite of passage if you want long hair.
Growing Long Hair Just Got A Hell Of A Lot Easier
What if that journey was a little…less awkward? Fewer guesses, no shitty hair days and much more confidence?
Now, for the first time in the history of mankind it is! Introducing The Center For Awkward Stage Hair, the definitive guide to navigating the awkwardness of growing long hair.
Here’s Why You Should Join:
✅ Comprehensive awkward stage coverage: growth insights, science facts, tips, and proven tactics.
✅ No bad hair days: you’ll rock the awkward stage like it’s a fashion statement.
✅ Camaraderie and community: guys with long hair there to support you in The Center.
Are you ready to embark on your hair growth journey with style, knowledge and a community behind you?
YEWWWWWW IT’S HERE
And suddenly it was all revealed.
I wish I had this when I was growing my hair out!!! After donating next year at The Great Cut I’ll def be back to digest all this again.
as a very old and long time longhair (for the europeans, french speaking native), if you need tips, you can ask me
what my experiment teached me
grow out for yourself, nobody other or you will soon relapse to buzzcut
when you cut to donate, wait to have sufficient length to be bobbed after the donation (i’ ve recently meet in a french garden a teen boy who was growing out for a second donation; i tipped him to, after, grow out for himself)
prepare your growing out by an accepted thick haircut; you will recover the time as you get quicker a neat longhair cut or tying your mane ( the ” center part cut” is a good base)
and, from the Alcoholic Anonymous, an efficient practicing: promise yourself the morning not cutting today; tomorrow, God only know
from a long time long hair ( much of yours were n’ yet born when i grew out)
for those who want donate hair, then regrow out: if your hair isn’t long enough to be bobbed at the Great Cut, you can wait it is grown out sufficient length, go to your stylist and send the donation to CWHL org; it will avoid you a new akward stage; last month, i meet at a garden fest in Loos Fr a teen boy who had done a donation and growing out to make a second, an i gave him this tip ( and after, growing for himself)
avoid growing out directly from a buzzcut; before thicken your mane maintaining it short till the top hair reach the ears summit; after, you will recover this time by getting soon a neat long hairstyle or the capacity to tie your hair
then a technique token from the Alcoholics Anonymous and very efficient: promise yourself not entering today a barber’s; tomorrow, nobody ( except God) knows
fundamental: you grow out for you only; if you do it for your wife or your boss, you have a severe risk of encountering soon a trimmer………..
and, El Moreno: you ought open also a forum for mutual help, including Shelbee’s advices
Killer idea!
stoked!