The President is a Serious Hair Guy

April 9, 2022
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El Moreno’s 3-Year Hair Update

How do you know when you’ve become a serious hair guy?

Is it when your hair hits your nose? Inches past your chin? Makes the glorious connection with your shoulders? Or how about past your nipples? That’s got to be it, right?


El Rubio sitting with watch and whiskeys. The portrait of a serious hair guy.
Zahab with her impressive full body length mane.

What if you go the entire length of your body like our world-record holding friend Zahab?

That might just make you a serious hair guy hall-of-famer! The truth is, there is one thing you have to do to become a serious hair guy.

Make the Commitment to Yourself

You become serious the moment you make the commitment to grow long hair. You’ve told yourself this is something you want to achieve, and you’re gonna go for it.

You’re embarking on the journey to let it grow and LET IT RIDE!

You know it’s not going to be easy, you may have even tried previously and failed. When you make this commitment you are signing up for discomfort, the awkward stage, and unknown challenges.

That’s serious, and a serious commitment to yourself makes you a serious hair guy.

El Moreno driving on the open road

The Road Ahead

Now just because you made the commitment doesn’t mean you’re a full-blown longhair. You have to earn that badge by completing the journey of growth you committed to.

Yes, long hair lives in the heart, we often say that. But flying the flag (your hair)? That can only be earned!

It’s how you and the world know you stuck to and fulfilled your commitment.

The beautiful thing about the hair growth journey is that not only are you going to change in appearance, but you are going to change from within. You will learn a great deal about yourself by overcoming obstacles and dealing with naysayers, and with each stage your hair will act as a journal of growth.

The Guarantee for Serious Hair Guys

Above all, when you grow into yourself, when you’re a serious hair guy…you’ll have more confidence. GUARANTEED.

El Moreno’s Final Hair Update