The ‘No Way Am I Leaving My House Today’ Solution to Hair ManagementYou wake up on a numb cheek and a drool-soaked hand, rub the goop from your bleary eyes, and immediately regret the “final final” from last night. The clock reads 9:49 AM. It’s Sunday. You’re feeling a bit murky, but mostly thrilled, knowing you have just one responsibility today: sit on your couch and watch football. Pure relaxation. It’s a wonderful thing. Only there is a problem: your hair is a grease-filled rat’s nest. Sure, you could throw up a quick high ball and be done with it, but that becomes an obstacle when you lean your head back against the cushions, not to mention the tension headache you’ll have by late game kickoff time. You could throw on your favorite hard lid, but do you really want to wear a hat inside your house all day? You …